Missed Connections: Swimming with mermaids and shopping for bacon bits

We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections to see if anyone in Concord wants to make our naughty list is finding true love online. Here, presented unedited as always, are some of the best recent entries

Sears Friday concord – m4w – 47 (Concord mall)

Hi saw you looking at vacuum cleaners 

At the mall Friday 

Wished I said hi 

Hope you see this 

mermaid – m4w (concord)

I saw you in the river in concord swimming wearing a mermaid tail. You looked like you were born to the water. I want to make your fairy tale come true and work on happily ever after with you.

Attractive Woman at Market Basket – m4w (Concord)

You was at Market Basket today around noon pushing your grocery basket to your vehicle. You are blonde and was wearing a white dress. My jaw dropped and my eyes just about popped out of my head. You are gorgeous and reminded me of a little basket of fruit that you get at Edible Arrangements up on Main St. in Concord. I think you looked my way once, maybe twice. I was trying to think of a way to say Hi or something but that would have been a little weird possibly. I would love to hear from you. I would definitely take you to Edible Arrangements-or- where ever you want me to take you. ( your white dress was short and you was wearing high heels ). Take a chance-I’m real and down to earth and good looking as well. Hope you read this.

The granite bench will be cold this week, hope my marathon girl shows! – m4w (Concord)

The bench will be cold this week. I wonder if we will be able to warm each other up. The difference a week makes. Skimpy clothes of sweats ? …….maybe just sweats ? 

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Hey, you have a nice voice! – m4w (DD route 3 Concord/ Pembroke)

I know you don’t think so, but I do! You are VERY HOT…. Are you attached? Please write. Me: no particular hairstyle lol

Looking for Bacon Bits at Market Basket – m4w (Concord, NH)

I was in the checkout line ahead of you at Market Basket. You were unloading your cart when you suddenly realized that you forgot Bacon Bits. You asked what aisle they were in and nobody knew, but thought aisle 2. You drove a blue car with a bumper sticker that said “Hi Neighbor”, and wore glasses. If you see this, what color shirt did I have on? You are very attractive

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