Missed Connections: Dunkin’ Donuts poetry and bloody prints

We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections to see if anyone in Concord wants to build an igloo for two is finding true love online. Here, presented unedited as always, are some of the best recent entries.

Tall secretary – m4w – 64 (Concord)

I ended up in the hospital a few weeks ago, and it was a life changing experience to say the least. I was sitting there in the ER and lord behold the view I had! Sitting at the desk (sadly on the other side of the lobby) was a tall, ravishing blonde. I tried to get her attention, but sadly she was so busy with her work she must not have noticed. Then finally, my chance came! She walked into my room with some excuse of having paperwork signed (all that way for one form?!) and the chemistry was instant! I suggested she get a meal tray and join me, but sadly she had just gotten back from her lunchbreak. Thanks universe, of course that’s my luck! Anyways, I just want you to know that my offer still stands, and we can even get food that isn’t on a styrafoam tray if you prefer. I know I will be hearing from you soon! Please use my room number as the subject line so I know it’s really you. When I think of you, I feel like I need to go back to the hospital because my heart flutters… Probably literally.

Anyone know the new cutie at Starbucks ? – m4m (Concord)

Hey anyone know the cute new guy in Concord at Starbucks. He’s a good looking guy with a killer smile. Wonder which team he pitch’s for? He so pleasant in the morning.

Dunkin Donuts – Loudon Rd – m4w – 50 (Concord NH)

Beautiful, dark flowing hair,

Shimmering strands of gray…

Shining like a beacon of light,

Drawing me to you,

You made my day.

Black Honda Civic, red fuzzy dice, handprints on left window. – m4w (driving in concord)

Black Honda Civic, bloody handprints on the rear driver side passenger window, red fuzzy dice, wicked cute driver.

I was in a red vehicle, you were parked next to me twice in traffic.

I wasnt sure if you noticed me, or even if you didn’t, I’d like to get to know you.

Valvoline concord nh – m4w (Concord)

I must say you are the cutest girl I have seen in awhile, you are funny cute and have a great personality. If like to get to know you email me with what your name is and what you hit your head on. 🙂 watch out for that mirror

Author: Insider staff

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