Here’s your Halloween shopping list, non-candy division

This clearly unbranded, not-at-all-based-on-a-real-character-from-a-video-game Sidekick Bro needs a name. I think I’ll call him Mario.
This clearly unbranded, not-at-all-based-on-a-real-character-from-a-video-game Sidekick Bro needs a name. I think I’ll call him Mario.
If science has proven one thing, it’s that dogs love bacon – apparently so much that they want to be it for Halloween.
If science has proven one thing, it’s that dogs love bacon – apparently so much that they want to be it for Halloween.
Sadly, there was a ton more money on Keith’s jacket than there was in his wallet. Maybe ever.
Sadly, there was a ton more money on Keith’s jacket than there was in his wallet. Maybe ever.
This hat’s trick is that the LED letters light up. That is why it says trick, right?
This hat’s trick is that the LED letters light up. That is why it says trick, right?
To be honest, we don’t feel entirely comfortable commenting on this costume. Or trying to comprehend the fact that it exists.
To be honest, we don’t feel entirely comfortable commenting on this costume. Or trying to comprehend the fact that it exists.
It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a flesh-eating child munching on a human hand that you can put next to your front porch.
It just wouldn’t be Halloween without a flesh-eating child munching on a human hand that you can put next to your front porch.
For the hundreds of people who send letters to the editor every week calling Keith a clown, we present this photo. Sweet kicks!
For the hundreds of people who send letters to the editor every week calling Keith a clown, we present this photo. Sweet kicks!

We made our annual trek to Spirit Halloween in the Steeplegate Mall to find the coolest costumes and decorations

Author: Keith Testa

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