Busted-up hands and Gummy Bears

We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections to see if anyone in Concord likes our new hot pink jeggings is finding true love online. Here, presented unedited as always, are some of the best recent entries.

Concord Orthopaedics – m4w – 39 (concord nh)

I’m looking for that beautiful young woman I crossed paths with at Dr. Mollano’s office in Concord this afternoon. You and I were both there for our post op visits and ironically we both have the same busted up hand that required surgery.

So if you get this know I’m looking for you and would love to hear your story about how your hand got that way, but more importantly I was drawn to you and really burn to know anything about you.

I’ll be waiting…….D

Girl at concord planet fitness (Concord, NH)

You were there around 5, you were Asian, maybe Pacific Islander? Anyways you had a great body and a gorgeous face. I wanted to strike up a conversation with you but you were wearing headphones and let’s be real, when you’re in the zone the last thing you want is for someone to come up and kill your vibe haha. I was trying not to stare but I know you caught me looking a few times. There’s a one in a million chance you’ll see this, but if you do, and you think you know I am, and are interested, get back to me. BONUS: I have all my teeth and even went to college haha

Gummy Bears – m4w (Fort Eddy Rd, Concord)

I was checking out in the express line at the grocery store today and used my credit card to buy a few things, including some gummy bears. You told me to enjoy them as I was starting to walk away, and I simply said “They’re the best!” You had been in school earlier in the day, and your shift was almost over. The whole way home, I thought about turning around to go see you again. I wish I did.

pirate lady – m4w (concord)

Hey, you are so beautiful and just as sexy !! I could hardly control myself when I was next to you at the goodwill this morning, in concord .I first seen you sitting at the lights. I looked across and I thought I was seeing Uma Thurman from pulp fiction !!! So I continued on and you was all I could think about as drove to the goodwill in concord and was looking back praying that you would drive in the parking lot and when you drove in beside my car my heart was beating out of my chest I waited till you exited the car and wanted to walk in with you and you held the door for me I tried to stay as close as I could to you soooooooo sexy long black hair short sexy skirt I sooooo wante to come up to you and say

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I am a pirate you are all I can think about ! Please don’t blame me !!!!!

Author: Keith Testa

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