More things that just couldn’t make it over the Sewalls Falls Bridge

As we’ve established in previous issues, the Sewalls Falls Bridge is so old and rickety that the city of Concord has established a 3-ton weight limit for the bridge. Here’s an updated list of things that could not cross the Sewalls Falls Bridge safely.

∎ 12 Wrestlemania III-era Andre the Giants

∎ 25 12-year-old Andre the Giants (back when he was too big for the school bus and had to get rides to school from playwright Samuel Beckett – true story!)

∎ 705 Academy Awards (in other words, don’t let the upcoming film Gravity by director Alfonso Cuaron cross that bridge next year)

∎ 125 bushels of delicious hand-picked fall-fresh apples

∎ 1 tyrannosaurus rex

∎ 2 blue whale hearts

∎ 6,000 pounds of feathers

∎ 6,000 pounds of gold

∎ 16 of the largest Komodo dragons ever recorded

∎ 2,000 Sal’s pizzas

∎ 41 Floyd Mayweathers

∎ 2,000 Mr. Peebles (the world’s smallest cat!)

∎ 14 Insider staffs