Missed Connections: ‘Should have followed you’

We at the Insider like to scour the pages of Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to see if anyone in Concord wants us to be the drummer in their dragon boat is finding true love online. Here, presented unedited as always, are some of the latest entries.

Panera – m4w (Concord)

Shortly before noon today, you were the cute blonde in a skirt sitting outside with an older woman. We made repeated eye contact as I was walking up the side walk and again as I was leaving. I was looking at you because you’re very attractive and I am interested in you. Were you looking for the same reasons, or was it just coincidence?

Now I know you were the weak one. – m4w (Concord)

I always thought it was me. It’s taken me years to realize the truth. The truth is it was you all along.

UPS driver Concord area – w4m – 99

I find you very attractive both intellectually and physically…your 1st intitial is “J”……you usually take a little break when you make your pickups in the afternoon. Haven’t ever asked if you are married or not but hoping you’re not.

Storrs St Liquor Store – m4w (Concord)

You were working behind the counter. Brown hair, light blue shirt. There was a guy who was kind of unsteady on his feet in front of me in line.

You smiled at me, and it looked like you blushed a little… Would love to know you more, as you were really cute.

Concord Farmers Market – m4w – 45 (Concord)

Saw you shopping at Concord Farmers Market Saturday morning 9/7. You are tall… hot… white sweater… jeans… very nice. Would love to share some intimate time with you. Saw you leave carrying your purchase and then enter a nearby store after. Should have followed you.

You pulled the sticker from my shirt – m4w – 35 (Concord)

You noticed I still had the “new” sticker on my shirt and asked if you could pull it off. I left there smiling, a little embarrassed but I thought it was very thoughtful/nice of you. What color was my shirt?

Author: Ben Conant

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