We’ll cross that bridge when we come to it

The Sewalls Falls Bridge is getting old, folks. So old and rickety, in fact, that the city recently posted a 3-ton limit for vehicles crossing the bridge. With that in mind, we’ve compiled a list of things that would be too heavy to cross the bridge. Keep this in mind as you traverse that treacherous span.

∎ Four Geo Metros

∎ One 2013 Cadillac Escalade

∎ Six dromedaries

∎ Five dromedaries (obese)

∎ 25.5 Matt Bonners

∎ 1,088,640 post-1982 pennies

∎ 20 government fat cats

∎ 1,851 copies of The Band’s Music from Big Pink on vinyl

∎ 34,482 copies of the Insider