We love you, Concord – happy Valentine’s Day!


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Know what I like best about you? Your heart. The rest of you is pretty haggard.
Know what I like best about you? Your heart. The rest of you is pretty haggard.
Hey, you!
Hey, you!
I'm going to EAT you!
I'm going to EAT you!
It's Valentine's Day!
It's Valentine's Day!
Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, wait, we are dogs - nothing about this card makes sense.
Happy Valentine's Day. Oh, wait, we are dogs - nothing about this card makes sense.
Hey, hey hey ... can't you buy me a drink first?
Hey, hey hey ... can't you buy me a drink first?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner! Happy Valentine's Day. It will be my last.
Breakfast, lunch and dinner! Happy Valentine's Day. It will be my last.
Know what I call a three-layer box of chocolates?
Know what I call a three-layer box of chocolates?
You're smart, unique and confident in being you. I assume - we haven't spoken in years.
You're smart, unique and confident in being you. I assume - we haven't spoken in years.
Granddaughter - you are a whole lot of fun!
Granddaughter - you are a whole lot of fun!
Sorry, honey, your mother got most of the vowels in the divorce.
Sorry, honey, your mother got most of the vowels in the divorce.
Hbppx Vblfthmet Dcy!
Hbppx Vblfthmet Dcy!

In honor of one of the Insider’s favorite holidays (and inspired once again by comedian Kurt Braunohler’s ‘Greeting Card Project’), we’ve picked up some greeting cards, changed them to be a little bit more fun and honest and placed them back on the shelves of the Main Street CVS. Prospective last-minute card buyers are in for a fun Valentine’s Day surprise!

If you find one of our awesome Valentines on the shelves at the CVS on Main Street, take it home (we already paid for them, after all), take a picture with it and send it to news@theconcordinsider.com.

Author: Ben Conant

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