Eye dances crank up the sexy ten-fold

We at the Insider like to scour Craigslist’s Missed Connections section to see if anyone saw us shoveling shirtless the other day (what? some people like to shovel shirtless!) Concordians are finding true love online. Here, presented unedited, are some of the finest entries.

NH Liquor store – m4w

Saw you tonight and your smile at me made my week, thank you:–)

Email with your hair color for starters!

trucker at rest stop – m4m – 47

wow I thought you were real hot and felt like you were toying with me. If you are interested and want a visitor in your cab email me back.

You live close. . . shoveling – m4w

You looked way too good to be out there shoveling… wish I had made small talk or something

white jacket food shopping before the storm – m4w – 44

noticed you this morning and had a gut reaction to your eyes and the way you were carrying yourself. . . like there was an intense energy that could burst out at any second. . . very sexy. . . you caught me noticing you, and as I looked away, pretending I didn’t see you, you did your own subtle eye-dance back, which cranked the level of sexy ten-fold, but also made it more difficult for me to glance at you again without seeming like I was staring. . . especially since there was a ring on your finger. . . in a way, the moment was already over. . . we had checked each other out, we had reacted to each other, and we had let each other know we were doing it. . . then we had to ignore each other, push our carts out to our cars, and go on with our days, because there’s no way a woman with a ring on her finger can even acknowledge attention from a total stranger, let alone speak to him, no matter how discreet he might be. . . but I hope you’re home somewhere now, thinking ‘Wow, that guy saw me, and wanted me, and knew that it excited me. . . ’ because that can be the biggest turn-on of all. . .

Author: Keith Testa

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