Einstein’s theory of relationship-tivity

Here at the Insider, we often find ourselves combing through Craigslist’s Missed Connections to find out if anyone has been staring at us from their window while we jog in spandex found true love online. We pluck out some of the more interesting entries and present them here (unedited, of course – that’s half the fun!). Without further ado, here are Concord’s Missed Connections.

Einstein Bagels – m4w

It was Sunday just before 2:00 pm. Your natural curly hair and cute smile caught my attention instantly. You were already sitting down with a friend. After we made eye contact a few times while I was waiting in line to order, I could feel my heart racing. We continued to glance back-and-forth at each other yet both trying to hide the fact we were checking each other out. It was beyond obvious.

Not to get graphic but you looked amazing in your black yoga pants. Your body is simply stunning. Yet, it’s your overall gorgeous look which I am most attracted too. Clean, simple, and attractive. You look and seem educated – a tremendous plus.

Not to get cocky or arrogant but you walked across the restaurant to pass in front of me to throw away your trash. Almost making it a point to grab my attention. It wasn’t need, I couldn’t take my eyes off of you.

I had just got back from New York City so I was still in the city mode – backpack, iPhone with headphones, sneakers and wind-jacket. Monday-Friday I wear a suite, tie, and pocket square. You left in a cab. I wondered the rest of the day if I would ever see you again. Here is to hope and fate.

Hands full at Friendly’s – m4w – 39

Hope you had fun giving two baths tonight. . . You looked tired, beat, and a tad bitter that your night wasn’t going as planned. . . how come?

Call Me Maybe – w4m

Sometimes I see you at planet fitness in Concord around 1:00 pm. Your a handsome man and wear glasses. I can tell you workout hard…just like I do. I’ve noticed you noticing me but we don’t have much opportunity to say HI to each other. Just wanted you to know I am looking back. 🙂

Lady who works at US Cellular – m4w – 44

I walk the mall on my lunch hour a few times a week. My focus is mainly just walking a couple of miles a few times a week. However being human I do notice good looking women from time to time.

Your kiosk is across from Dunkin Donuts. You are about 5-5” You have dark hair, wear glasses, and have a beautiful full figure.

I so badly wanted to say something to you but for starters I am a die hard verizon customer and you seemed pre occupied. I hope you work there for awhile. . .

I was wearing a gray sweatwhirt and a green hat. If there is anyway possible you are single pleeease give me a shout. You probably don’t read these and I am probably just dreaming but,,,, just in case somehow. . .

Author: Insider staff

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