First, the city council approved the raising of chickens on even the smallest plots in Concord. Then it was decided that bees would be okay to raise within the city limits, too. With all manner of fowl and beast being legalized, the Instigator came up with a list of prospective things that could be made legal for Concord's citizens.We aren't endorsing the legalization of these items, mind you – we're merely prognosticating.
- Cornish game hens
- Cornish Gameboys
- Elven Sega Genesises
- Gambling
- Grambling (not the college – the thing where old ladies wear rapper medallions)
- Rambling
- It
- Marijuana
- Juwanna Man
- Beets
- Bears
- Battlestar Galactica
- Beads
- Dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees
- Calling people, maybe
- Calling people, definitely
- Calling people late for dinner
- Maester's ravens
- Raven Symones
- Cage-free chicken
- Nicolas Cage-free chicken
- Wicker men
- Golf
- Disc golf
- Mini-golf
- Minidisc golf
- Laserdisc golf
- 49 of the 50 shades of grey
- Moonshine
- Sunshine daydreams
- “Shine” by Collective Soul
- Night mowing
- Night moves
- Hide-and-seek
- Hide-and-Seger
- Jaywalking
- Moonwalking
- Dreamwine
- Milk of the poppy
- Milk of the puppy
- Milk of the Papi
- Unlicensed home surgery
- Mental floss
- Witchcraft
- Minecraft
- Minecraft II
- Tree planting
- Evidence planting
- Robert Planting
- Doomsday prepping
- Cat dancing
- Batdancing
- Shooting a gun into the air for celebratory purposes
- Shooting a gun into the air “just 'cause”
- Baby dentistry
- Muppet hunting
- Dinosaur racing
