Missed Connections

We at the Insider often scour the Craigslist missed connections section. What? Somebody must have noticed me mowing the lawn shirtless the other day. Here are the best recent submissions, or at least the ones we can print.

Turned in your application(w4w)

I never do this, but I can't help myself, you were too beautiful. You applied at my restaurant while I was working and I couldn't stop looking at you. You borrowed a pen and promised to return it…and you did 🙂 Cool vest and jeans, long dark hair and bangs, love your style and your look. I know it's a long shot but let me know what restaurant it was if you see this. Sure hope you get hired there 🙂

“Rodney,” the country boy from Bow

So I found myself wondering today…did you make your own breakfast Sunday morning…OR drive to Dunkin's …OR… did some sweet girl cook YOU breakfast? =) Was nice meeting you.

coffee shop in concord (m4w)

I see you today and I think you are cut I want to know your name

Fort Eddy Rd. Liquor Store (m4m – 50)

OMG dude you waited on me this afternoon at the check out nearest the enterance. You have black hair and long eye lashes. Truely you are one handsome man

cop at olive garden today at noon (m4m)

You are one hot cop, married salt and pepper; totally jacked; talkin to a guy in military; I was checkin you out while having lunch in the bar area. you took a glance at me but nothing else, hit be back ; im married very mascl, super discr, never really done this before, but alone in a hotel for a few days; love to play a little

woman in concord with yellow hummer

would love to chat some with you. have seen u driving in concord a few times. hope to get to know you

Market Basket Ft. Eddy Rd 7/6 (m4w)

To the woman driving the white Lincoln Wednesday evening 7/6 – nice legs.

If she only new !

We split up 6 years ago, now going thru a porce. I think about her all the time, miss her touch, her smile, her laugh. pretty much everything. My fault, the grass in not greener on the other side I found that out the her way. I miss you, I still love you. I am sorry for everything. We will allways Sleepy Hollow !

curly blonde (m4w)

beautiful blonde woman with curly hair and glasses walking down north spring street from washington street around 4:00 on july 5. you looked at a puppy then stopped to light a ciggarette before crossing the street. you had a pink shirt on. my heart is melting for you. i hope we cross paths again!

the girl in the whale pool on the river

i missed your name, didnt get your number! and i thought we got a little interest going then u slipped away! you and your friends hitched a ride on the side of my friends boat. we went back a little while after and u where gone from the river. taken a chance you might see this!!!! love to take you out and get your name!! :0} fingers crossed !! if its you what did we talk most about ?put in title line so i know its you.

Cutie cutting grass (m4m – 45)

Saw you cutting grass on South Fruit Street wearing all black. Damn you are cute Would give anything to meet you and serve you. Let me know if you are interested. I think you were cutting grass at the Salvation Army place??? Nonetheless, it was on S Fruit Street. Let me know if you are interested or not

Tree trimming guy on St. Paul's campus (m4m – 45)

I saw you walking around your truck that said you were a tree trimming service. You had a lime green florescent shirt on and you were so hot. Want some service???

Jos. A. Bank (m4w)

Jennifer. You picked out my suits, shirts and ties. I was impressed with your style. You are smouldering hot. Didnt have the nerve to ask. Are you single?,

Mcdonalds drive thur

You seen me looking in my mirror at you and you waved witch made my day tell me what is all over the back of my car I'd like to talk your beautiful

you bought me blueberries at shaw's

You were behind me in the checkout at Shaw's when I realized I didn't have enough cash on me. I was taken off guard so I wasn't sure what to say to you, but you had me smiling for the rest of the day. The definition of “missed connection” if you ask me, so I thought I would take a chance.

Roller durby carwash girl (m4w – 20)

You where doing the charity carwash on loudon rd this afternoon I could not take my eyes off you hmm

beer distrubuter sampler girl (m4w)

hi, you made my day i came to you twice i had coffee in one hand while the 2nd time but you got very busy and had to leave. i got to see your amazing smile seem like we had a bit of connection, you told me where you were from and im KICKING MYSELF not getting your name. I dont normally do this type of thing but there was something special about you. You were blonde and beautiful with a black shirt if you remember anything about me please get back to me you're so beautiful. p.s. you spiked my blood pressure and thanks for laughing at my silly jokes.;) Saturday 3:40pm. 7/16

Your smile

when you glanced back as you left the restaurant made my day yesterday. Thank you.

Author: The Concord Insider

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