The Insider loves to scour Craigslist for awesome personal ads. Here are the best of Missed connections, in all its creepy, unedited glory.
Punk rock looking chick working dunks drive thru – m4w
So after a night of heavy drinking and a devastating Bruins lose. I wake up this morning to find the day already sucking. I get ready for work and pull into your dunks on loudon rd expecting to see the sane old crazy last I see every morning. But instead I see you, hott as sh– with a big smile. It completely turned my day around so thanks for that.
S.B. of Concord – m4w
PLEASE CALL HIM HE DOES NOT WANT TO HURT YOU OR TAKE YOUR PENSION YOU CALL NOT YOUR LAWYER HIM AND YOU NO LAWYERS PUT THE PAIN TO BED HE SAID IT WILL BE SIMPLE AND YOU WILL MAKE OUT AND HE WONT LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING HE STILL HAS A HEART I KNOW YOU THINK HE DOSENT
My heart achesfor you – w4m
I think about you all the time. Maybe someday we will be together again. I am LOST without you
Saw you at a state retirement party – m4w
You were not there long, but I watched you talking with the retiree. You were so animated and fun to watch, I wish you had stayed long enough for me to meet you. Maybe we will run into each other at work? Or perhaps you will see this and say hi. I'm tall, was in a suit, and standing by the coffee talking with friends. You have gorgeous hair, and were wearing a summer dress (I don't remember the color), even though it was cold out.
you got my attention
You looked glossy eyed and walked unsteady. but it was nice to see you yell back at your kid as loud as your kid was yelling at you, your shirt was white and dirty. you had a nice butt . . . wish I could see the rest.
Cutie at custodial seminar – m4w
You were at the custodial seminar at Rundlett Middle School. I believe you work for Exeter school district but im not sure…You smiled at me as I did you many times. You are beautiful. (a true black beauty) I was too shy to come over and talk to you though…. now I regret it and cant get you off my mind lol Anyway I hope you see this and if you do feel free to e-mail me back! Id love to see you again!
pf in concord – m4w
I see you probably 3 days a week in the morning. You are a beautiful black haired brunette as gorgeous and fit as i have ever seen. You always keep your hair up and usually wear tight black fitness pants.Unlike most girls you are not afraid to hit the weights and actually seem to have a routine. I never talk to you cause I am a little older and yes -lame. I see you look at me occassionally but i cant tell if your interested or just admiring my fitness in an objective way the way people do in a fitness club sometimes. anyway- just a shot in the dark.
