Missed connections

Our Thanksgiving gift to you: unedited Craigslist Missed Connections. Enjoy!

Kaylen’s pizzeria female deliverer – m4w – 28
you delivered me and my friends our meal the other day.when i opened the door i was like mhhm haha very cute

Isaac at the Rocky Horror Picture Show – w4m – 24 (Red River Theatre, Concord)
Dear Isaac,
Seeing as the chances of you being curious enough to actually check in this section of the Internet is more minute then a minute (which would be a second, I guess), I can't help but post this anyway. I was the “nerdwhore” girl that was next to you, and I was there with friends who were dressed up as a sexy bunny, Perez Hilton, and Big Boss. You were there with “Anakin and his girlfriend” (details may be wrong). I asked if it was ok that I screamed out obnoxious things at the screen because you were in earshot of my voice, and not only did you seem to mind, but you encouraged it, or at least that's what I got out of it. If you remember, I ultimately left the theatre early because, I guess, they were discussing either kicking me out, or something to that extent. My friends and I left, ruining a perfectly good evening of being insane and in costume.
You seemed to be very cool, and I didn't want to be rude and leave you without saying goodbye. If you would like to contact me, you can respond to this ad, and, just to make sure that it's you, tell me where we were sitting and how we were sitting, and what question I asked you that you didn't want to answer (by the way, I wasn’t being offensive, just curious).
Hope to be hearing from you soon,
Margaret

Christmas parade – m4w – 50 (concord nh)
You were with your grandson , I took a picture of you and him in front of santa float , I ASKED HOW THE PICTURE CAME OUT , YOU DID NOT LOOK AT IT AT THAT TIME . Sooo how did the picture come out . I hope me checking you out was not offensive .

7-11 on Loudon Rd- 3pm – w4m (Concord)
I never thought I would post here but you got me all flustered when you said HI to me – anyways You were very handsome – and you drive a green truck. Just wanted to let you know how attractive you are – and I felt silly in my halloween clothes – too silly and flustered to start up a conversion!!

Amy G. – m4w – 52 (Concord)
I miss you so much.

Author: Amy Augustine

Share This Post On

Submit a Comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Our Newspaper Family Includes:

Copyright 2024 The Concord Insider - Privacy Policy - Copyright