The Insider turns 4 years old this week so, like any smart 4-year-old, we decided to throw ourselves a HUGE rager.
Okay, so didn’t really throw ourselves a rager (the Cruel Oppressor cut off funding when she saw the order for diamond-encrusted chamagne goblets), but we did gorge ourselves on a nice little marble cake from the market.
We know what you’re wondering: “What can I possible buy the Insiders to show my love and gratitude for their wonderful, life-enhancing publication?”
Answer: Money. Sacks of it. You can send us cash or checks – heck, we’ll even take euros. Hey, we know we’re young, but you can never plan enough for retirement.
