Craigslist Missed connections

Time for everyone’s guilty pleasure: “Missed connections” on Craiglists. It’s where people can post details from chance encounters in hopes of connecting with a stranger. Weird? Yes. Entertaining? Absolutely! By the way, posts are not edited for spelling or punctuation.

yellow cavalier – m4w – 31 (concord)
i saw you on your way into concord on sunday… you are very sexy. i liked your sunglasses too!

Wednesday at Concord Walmart – w4m (Concord)
You and I were standing in the checkout line and I caught you looking at my chest. You blushed and walked away. Email me please. (Ed. – Thank you for single-handedly setting the women’s movement back by 40 years.)

Runner in Bow ball field,July – w4m (Concord)
Hi Dude, I just wanted to say ,hi,and if you are the dude you asked me for a kiss,when I was leaving.you were in a white truck,I was in a red car.I have long blond hair. I want to know if you are single? I would like to go out with you . email me if you remember?

re:runner in base ball field,bow – w4m (concord)
R K,I tried to email you and it wouldnt go through,Please try and send me anouther one, I may go down to the ball field today( you know what time) If you get to email me and you are the same dude,tell me where I said I was from.

wal-mart “tealights?” – m4m – 24 (concord)
I was checking you out just a little bit.. and as I walked by you stopped me and asked where you could find the tealights I was carrying…

kelly in concord – m4w – 30 (concord)
hey kel… you’re 40 something and i want to let you know.. you shouldn’t be so down… maybe your husband is a tool and your kid is turning into a punk, but you are smoking hot. you could have any guy you want… any guy that could… would give you anything in his power… i know i would… love ya lots talk to you later… hold your head high 🙂

re: kelly in concord – m4w – 30 (concord)
This sounds so like me! How do we know each other? I sent you an email via CL please respond.

Planet Fitness Tall brunette – m4w – 39 (Concord)
I saw you on the treadmill today around 330. You are tall, brunette, pony tail, just a truly stunning woman and totally stood out from everyone there. You have a very refined look to you, glasses but naturally gorgeous. You have a scar somewhere, tell me where it is and I will know it was you.. I would love to work out next to you sometime 🙂

Star eyed waitress at TGI Fridays, Friday Night – m4w – 28 (Concord)
You were my waitress last night, and I couldn’t help but get the impression that there was something there. Maybe you are just really friendly, and have one of the warmest smiles I’ve ever seen, but I’m hoping it was more then that. I was there with someone, but we aren’t togeather in any way, I swear. Hopefully this finds it’s way to you, and you reply.

Jessica, you should have kissed me – m4w (Concord)
I guarantee it would have been passionate and unregrettable. I gave you my number.

Sea Turtle – m4w – 37 (Concord)
Thank you for the incredible view today at lunch. Would love to get to know you more.

Route 3 Hooksett White Maxima – w4m – 26 (Hooksett)
White maxima Rt 3 north towards Concord…I let you get in front of me hoping to get a better look 🙂 What was I driving? This was between 11am and 1pm ish….On 9/9/09 Get at me!

hair dresser walking on hall st concord – m4w – 51 (concord)
So you walking on Hall st just before bare rt. I was on my “Bike” . You available for a date? (Ed. – So, was there a bike or not? We’re confused.)

Thirty Pines pumping gas Blond 6:30 pm Sat 09/05 – m4w (Penacook/Concord)
Um… You were pumping gas at Thirty Pines – TD food shop…Huge Blue car.. I was buzzing through the parking lot and broke my neck checking you out. Who are you?

Girl in red at Panara bread – m4w (CONCORD)
you hare a red dress and look so nice. I was talking to your granmother. email me

Cute guy pumping gas at Hess on Main st in Concord – w4m – 20 (Concord)
This morning around maybe 10-11am ish my mother and I pulled into the Hess station on Main Street in Concord, In front of us was you, pumping gas into a blue Kia Spectra. License plate 210 –– You had on a white tee shirt with grey trim around the collar and sleeves, on the back it said “Twisted Tour (and a year)”. You had some amazing inkwork done on your left arm. You wore glasses, and had nice brown hair. I was the girl behind you in the silver chevy van in a white top smiling in your direction. I almost got out to say hi, I think our eyes met for a second, but I was too shy. You drove off before I could work up the courage to say anything. If you see this, tell me what the year on the back of your shirt was and what kind of shoes you were wearing so I know it’s you and put HESS in the subject line so I know you’re not spam. I hope you see this, and just know that I think you’re really cute! I hope you had a nice drive and a great day. (Ed. – This is the longest post we’ve ever seen.)

Author: The Concord Insider

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