Katie: I was thinking we could make cut-out valentines for the next issue . . . you know, something that says “I choo-choo-choose you.”
Cassie: Isn’t that from a Simpson’s episode?
Katie: I don’t know. I only watch television shows for mature adults.
Cassie: Why don’t we do Valentine’s Day trading cards?
Katie: Yes! Heartthrob trading cards!
And so, the concept of Insider trading cards was born.
Our first set of victims agreed to have their photos used for a trading card, but they were not advised on what kind of trading card. No doubt we far exceeded their expectations with the final product. And guys, thanks for not asking a lot of questions.
Ladies, we have to tell you, not all of these guys are single, so don’t get any big ideas, okay?