Age: I'm 62, but I'll cop to 35 after a wine spritzer.
Job: Brand-new Patron Relations Manager at Capitol Center for the Arts, founder and director of the Concord Arts Market.
Single or taken: Which answer will sell more Insiders? Oh, the Insider is “Free and Awesome.” In that case, I'm taken.
How did you become such a hunkette anyhow? As is the seeming custom for “candidates” these days, I started campaigning four years in advance. I tried pitching a reality show to increase my popularity, but Concord TV and CBS both turned it down.
It is hard being such a hunkette? I'm still acclimating to the role.
What advice do you have for aspiring hunkettes? Step on whoever it takes to become a hunkette.
How long have you dreamed of being a hunkette? I have always wanted to be a chocolate bar.
Any Hollywood hunkettes you look up to? I really dig famous people who use their fame for a cause. Like saving privileged white people – they're super endangered.
When I look in the mirror every morning, I think: I don't look into the mirror, the mirror looks into me.
Being named a Concord hunkette makes me feel: Almost like being a gangsta did in '99.
Be truthful: Who's Concord hottest hunk? I think I'm required by my marriage vows to say “my husband,” but I would say that without being coerced.
What gifts will you bestow upon the Insider for this prestigious title? A $2 taco. Okay. half a $2 taco. I already ate the other half.
