Top ten Halloween costumes
10. Hobo
9. Ghost
8. Seamus Romney
7. Honey Boo Boo
6. Honey Boo BOO!
5. Just wearing Hulk Hands and grunting a lot
4. Sexy Cat
3. Sexy Bigfoot
2. Justin Zombieber
1. Tom Aspell
Top ten things to give trick-or-treaters
10. Candy
9. Apples
8. Candy apples
7. Razor blades (but, you know, just for shaving)
6. Toothbrushes
5. Political leaflets
4. Maple leaflets
3. More wishes
2. One Direction CDs
1. Hurricane Pecan Sandies