The latest installment of anonymous submissions to Overheard In Concord. Send yours to news@theconcordinsider.com.
What? No way!
Overheard at the liquor store: “There is a lot of liquor in here!”
Ring my bell
Leaving a store one Christmas season, there were two girls manning a Salvation Army bucket outside. As I approached them, I heard one say to the other “Did you go to bed with him last night?” Sure wished I had not left so soon; often I wonder what the answer was.
McLovin’
A group of elderly men were sitting at McDonald’s. While one was getting up off the bench, he moved closer to his friend. A third man said, “What are you two doing over there?” The friend said nonchalantly, “Makin’ love!”
