Remember when dog food came in giant bags and you could get it at the pet store? Well, now you have to cook it. They say that over time people and their dogs start looking alike, so maybe it’s the inevitable next step that they start dining together.
It’s not creepy at all that this life-size toddler doll walks alongside you like a living being. So that’s definitely not why everyone is looking at you two funny.
Rumored illegitimate son of jazz hands, this product apparently supplies additional appendages with mythical powers to clean your house so your hands remain free to peck at your smartphone.
We’re not necessarily arbiters on the rules of safety, but we’re going to assume that if tossing a small living creature in a box and leaving it on the passenger seat was actually safe, parents would be spending a ton less on car seats.