You’ve no doubt seen co-workers lugging boxes of Girl Scout Cookies around the office in recent weeks. You may have even swiped a couple of boxes when nobody was looking (we won’t tell). Well, with Girl Scout Cookie month having just ended – it was the fifth snowiest Girl Scout Cookie month on record in Concord! – we figured we’d pitch a few flavor ideas for next year’s batches.
We were hard at work in the Insider culinary department cooking up some delicious potential cookie varieties. But, since we’re apparently not allowed to spend our allotted work time developing cookie recipes and baking, you’ll have to wait until next year to savor these flavors. Can you believe the rules we have to live with?
∎ Chunky Buns
Cinnamon bun chunks in an icing cookie.
∎ Bacon Stripes
Do we really have to explain?
∎ Wispy Winds
Imaginary cookies that taste like a breath of fresh air.
∎ Chocolate Chip-otle
Chili pepper and dark chocolate.
∎ Scrambled Signals
Fluffy egg cookies with a maple syrup filling.
∎ Skinny Mints
Mint cookies in the shape of hipster jeans.
∎ Animal, vegetable or mineral crackers
It’s like a scientific discourse in your mouth.
∎ Fortune 500s
Gigantic fortune cookies stuffed with 500 paper ribbons of enthusiastic encouragement.
∎ Oatmeal Braisin’
Oatmeal cookies with chunks of real braised beef!
