The Insider loves to scour Craigslist's Missed Connection section for awesome personal ads. Not because we secretly hope to find someone searching for us, we swear! Here are the most recent, in unedited glory.
I hope we can mend this – m4w
We hurt each other and for some reason I thought the past months were going good and we were making progress and than the past weeks have been hell but I still love you and still want you I know you probably hate me but all I wanted was the very best for us but I crowded you and was jealous but I always loved you and still do I know you wont respond but I understand
To The Guy In the Maroon Truck – w4m
Well, how's this for a complete stretch? I'm not sure why I'm writing this because you my cute mystery man will probably never read this. But, on the off chance, we went two different directions today at the 106 and route 4 intersection in Concord at about 9:45 this morning. We looked at each other and smiled and I waved at you and you waved back. I so badly wanted to follow (to say hi, not in a creepy stalker way lol) but, I had places to be! If you see this, to be honest, I thought you were super freaking cute and thanks for making my day start off with a smile 🙂 xoxo
girl in cafe – m4w
you had a white dress on in the bookstore. We looked at eachother a couple of times, but it happened so fast. I thought you were pretty, but I left first.
Allenstown to Concord – m4w
So I followed you today on your bike from Rite-Aid to Airport Rd…. you are smokin hot! Hope you enjoyed your ride and thanks for the smile… it made my day!
Does Dutchess need a Spanking? – m4w
Her Knight is waiting for her
You just stopped talking to me – w4m
I understand the why, but didn't really understand the how. You could have just said, “I'm out”. I guess that the fact that you didn't tells me what kind of person you really must be. I liked talking to you. You were bright and articulate. Hopefully you've met some people in this town that's new to you who have lighter carry-on baggage than I.I'm not the type to e-mail you and ask you why. I just turn and walk away. But you're still on my mind, even though we never met.
Early Morning CH stairwell embrace
Yes you are so much younger but when we collided I felt such a spark……..did you? The heat was so intense when I grabbed you and stopped you from spilling my coffee. Let me know what you think about a casual sexual encounter with an older woman???
waitress at our favorite place
You are so HOT. We wonder do you ever read these? Would you ever think about having some fun with an older couple? We think we sense some interest in us.Would love to hear from you.
Landscaper at Meadowbrook Apts.
This is to the young hottie the works for the landscaping company working at Meadowbrook Apts.. You were working with another guy late this morning, you were both working on the south side of the complex. You were using the weedwacker while he was on the mower. It was very hot out by this time, (just before noon) and getting even hotter in my shorts, you had to keep lifting your shirt up to wipe the sweat from your face. Nice hairy stomach, with a much nicer chest. I wanted to offer you to come in and cool down during your lunch break, in the A/C, but do not know how much cooler you would have been because I was getting worked up and HOT! If you should happen to get this, and if you are in any way interested, get back at me! I would love to help you out with YOUR heavy equipment! Anything goes with me! Also, discribe your sunglasses to me, and tell me what Company and the Person you work for, so I know it's you!
hp – w4m
I am dreaming about you as usual!! Every night Idream of you.Odd dreams and some awesome ones. Last night you got hurt by a tree that fell over in your yard and I was there to help.Alot o times they are about me running past your place with a strong desire to come in. I try so hard to forget you and you never leave my mind!! My God I miss you! Especially your smell and the way your shoulders feel under my breath. Naps we used to take in the middle of the day just because. I could go on about all the things I miss but it would be pages long. Hope you read these and know I will always love you
To Jess,with the tinker bell shoe lances!
Hi, i saw you today at the graduation in Concord. You seemed very nice and sweet. I was brought up in a very strict cathlic upbringing and it is really hard to find someone nice like you.I would love to get to know you. I promise I will always treat you ,like a princess!
Toys 'R' Us – m4w
I saw you in Toys r Us in Concord on Wednesday the 22nd, around 4:30-5:00. You were first in the art section with your boy then you moved to the boys toy section then ……….you were gone. I know we somewhat met eyes several times. Anyways did we go on a date/hook-up in highschool (MVHS)or did we like eachother or something? Or did we work together at an old job way back? I know we know eachother from along time ago. Chances are you will never see this “ad” but if you do please e-mail me. You are beautiful by the way.
