'I don't speak horn. Would you like to see more?'

(And now it’s time for some Craigslist love solicitations, in all their unedited glory.)

Hannafords – m4w
Around 9:40 pm you were wearing a long sun dress with brown hair your are so stunning I waited for you to get out of the check out line but I was leaving when you where coming out. I was in the black truck. I wanted to give you my buisness card but you look like you were in a hurry. Long shot, but If you see this please post back. I missed my dream girl tonight, hoping for a second chance.

Market Basket
I never do this, but I missed my golden chance to meet you! Purple Capris Long brown hair, a couple people ahead of me at the checkout. Email me with the color of you shirt and your eyes if it’s you:)

Uh, – 34 (Concord)
I can feel it inside me/ These clothes are trying to hide me/
But I’m a naked man on American Bandstand/And I don’t take my job lightly/ I couldn’t quite make it out before/ But it’s me, it’s you/ This world is a baby shoe It just doesn’t fit anymore.

Girl in 7eleven
I don’t know if this is good place to post, i don’t know if you would be here to read this but i have to say, you are cute, We talked for a bit, i was there for work last Saturday..you hate smokers. I should have asked your number but i was not sure if you were interested. If you read this please reply me with my name on subject… I believe you still remember my name..if not name what i was wearing will be fine or your name..just give me a clue thats you really you. Hoping you would read this.

dunkins honey – w4m
I love to talk to you, your cute. I see every mourning around 7am reading your paper in the DD parking lot at the merrimack DD on concord road

what it could have been? giving the timing

I wrote something earlier but it didn’t post,. And was lost,. Like the moment we had both shopping in walmart this sunday however brief certainly impacting I first noticed your quick and delegate walk from afar,. Off an aisle running the opposite way your walk was so grateful the way your hips moved the skirt which got my attention bright and full of colors,. So soft and loose flowing ,. Of course your heading for the milk my next destination,.. your so sprit so playful and southing You ware on my eyes locked and fixated I found myself,.

Walmart Sunday AM

This is both crazy and a complete longshot…but here goes… Look we must have crossed paths this morning 6 or 8 times and I just could not believe how incredibly beautiful you are…and i am so bad at the whole breaking the ice thing…especially at a walmart of all places . . . But I really wanted to talk to you and I am regretting that I did not – and maybe see if there was the slightest mutual interest… I mean cmon, we even ended up leaving at the same time AND driving the same kind of car…surely that means something right? :). Tell me I did not just blow that one opportunity to meet you. . . . Based on your cart i would say you were shopping for things for a new apartment …and no that doesn’t mean I was stalking . . . i just tend to notice a lot of details . . .

White Tiburon – m4w
Marry me. Now. 🙂 (Or at least let me take you on a date)

Woman changing in the parking lot

I know I didn’t see anything except that you were actually changing out of you bathing suit.
You were parked in a van and judging by what was in the van I would say you were a cleaning lady. I would like to see more. 🙂 You saw me changing too when you left. And you put on your brakes and beeped your horn I think in approval… was it? I don’t speak horn. would you like to see more? tell me what I was driving and what you saw and if you thought it was cool or not please. haven’t been able to get you out of my mind since.

Hallmark Ft. Eddy
You were (beautiful) coming out of Hallmark in a sundress. I was with my two young daughters.

You smiled at me, kicking myself now for not at least saying hello. This is a shot in the dark but if you read this, I believe your an angel. I’m not desperate but I am single and you took my breath away.

7 eleven cashier

doubt youll read this,you said you were going to beat me up .im sure just being funny not flirting but had to tell u your very cute i looked like crap though just helped someone move.

Author: Cassie Pappathan

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