By the time you read this, the child of Kate Middleton and Prince William will exist. If you’re like us, that’s something you totally care about (if not, you’re a horrible monster). To show our support, we’ve created a list of potential names/nicknames for the wee one.
∎ Sir Reginald Scupperbottom-On-Avon
∎ Slim Charles
∎ Pippa II: Electric Boogaloo
∎ Figurehead Middleton-Wales
∎ Savethe Wales
∎ Sharknado
∎ The Baby Formerly Known as the Prince’s Baby
∎ Poundsign Hashtag
∎ Michael Jackson Junior
∎ Batman Mountbatten-Windsor
∎ Steve