A is for apple, and B is for boat; That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said; But let's be a bit more realistic instead.
A's for arthritis,
B's the bad back,
C's for the chest pains, perhaps cardiac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas, which I'd rather not mention.
H is high blood pressure - I'd rather it low;
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.
L is for libido, what…