Dear Elders, You cute Elders look rather happy. Were you always like that for the most part? Like, say, did you all go to your high school senior prom and have a ball? With whom? And, if not, why not?
Signed,
A Wallflower
Steve Leavenworth
Dear Wallflower,
Yes, I have been generally happy most of my life. Yes, I went to the senior prom in high school. Her name was Lorna. We split up…