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Bill Twibill and Casper Kranenburg

Ball & Chain

He's got a sugar mama

Dear Ball and Chain,I have been dating a woman for about a year, and the relationship is going great and entering the serious stage. We are both very happy, but I recently discovered from talking to a mutual friend that my girlfriend makes almost twice as much money as I do.Is she keeping this a secret so as not to… 0

March 13, 2012
Ball & Chain

What's your password, baby?

Dear Ball and Chain, I’m a sophomore in high school, and my boyfriend and I are getting pretty serious. We’re definitely in love with each other, but we each get pretty jealous when the other talks to members of the opposite sex. The other day, my BF asked if we could share our Facebook and email passwords,… 0

January 24, 2012
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'OMG, what did I do last night?'

Dear Casper and Bill,I was out with some friends of mine for a few drinks after work last Friday and apparently I had a few too many, because I made some advances on one of my best friends from high school - who I am not at all attracted to. I didn't even know I had done it until he brought it up a few days later,… 0

November 15, 2011
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Dealing with an apathetic bride-to-be

Dear Casper and Bill,I'm getting married to a great guy next year. We're currently in the throes of wedding planning - a time that's supposed to be fun and exciting. All of my girlfriends want to help me plan down to the last detail.The problem? I don't think weddings are that big of a deal. I don't… 0

October 18, 2011
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Love is a gas

Dear Casper and Bill,My husband is one gassy guy. I am, too (not a guy, but gassy), so that's not the problem. What I do take issue with, however, is this: Whenever we sit down to enjoy a nice meal, he just lets 'em rip. They're loud. And yes, they're usually pretty darn stinky. I find it beyond disgusting and have asked him repeatedly to stop. No matter how hard… 0

October 11, 2011
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Learning to deal with a junk food junkie

Dear Casper and Bill,What am I going to do with my boyfriend? He's pretty much perfect in every way - except one. He just can't cook! He's perfectly happy with just nuking a frozen burrito in the microwave every night, and his idea of a gourmet meal is a pepperoni pizza with extra cheese. Aside from the… 0

October 4, 2011

Football widow

Dear Casper and Bill,I'm writing to you because I am about to become a widow - again. No, I'm not mariticidal. I'm a football widow. I was so excited when I heard that there might be an NFL lockout this season, but now that it's back on, I know I'm going to lose my husband again. Every Sunday, he… 0

September 20, 2011

Ball & Chain

Dear Casper and Bill,My boyfriend has disgusting toenails and needs constant reminders to trim them. He says he hates doing it, but I hate looking at them even more. I especially can't stand when he rubs them up on me when he's sleeping. What's the best way to get him to take a clipper to those things?Dear… 0

June 7, 2011

Lawyer looks lovely in legal briefs

Dear Casper and Bill, I have a huge crush on a handsome lawyer who’s representing my soon-to-be ex-husband. He’s smooth, intelligent and his butt looks great in legal briefs. We’ve talked a few times, and he seems into me, but I’ve heard from women around the water cooler that he’s “tried… 0

May 3, 2011

Ball & Chain

Dear Casper and Bill,I am a 22-year-old virgin. My mom says I'm good looking and I have a lot of female friends, but I've had no luck in the ladies department.I'm thinking about using an escort service to meet my needs, but I don't want to feel dirty about it in the morning. What should I do?Dear Pure-As-the-Driven-Snow, 0

April 26, 2011