We at the Insider often scour the Craigslist missed connections section. What? Somebody must have noticed me mowing the lawn shirtless the other day. Here are the best, unedited submissions of late, or at least the ones we can print.
Walmart Concord
You were a super Hottie, brown sundress, long dirty blonde hair and awesome tattoo's. You were with your son and I made eye contact with you in the parking lot when I pulled in on my Harley. We got inside and you said “Nice bike by the way”. I so wanted to talk to you but wasn't sure if it would be appropriate with your son right there. Hopefully your single and see this and respond.
Market Basket
Just saw you at MB on Ft Eddy. You were wearing really short shorts and your legs where crazy sexy. You where with a friend who was cute too, she seemed to be on the phone the whole time you two where in the store. Our eyes met a couple of times but I just chumped out on talking to you. You even check out right behind me and where loading your car, a volvo, close to where I parked. Lets hook up. email me. You are crazy sexy!
Bedside Manor – m4w (Concord)
I am seeking to find an attractive woman who is (or was) working at the hospital. She was involved in respite/hospice care at the time we began communicating. We met online on a social networking site that is no longer around.
We communicated for more than a year and we mutually had indicated that we wanted to meet. Unfortunately, in order to read messages on the site, one needed to have a paid subscription, and mine expired, so I could not get to read her last messages to me. She told me a story of a patient she had cared for at the hospital, and his passing touched her deeply.
Based on when she told me this, it is likely that this patient was a very close friend of my family.
If you think perhaps that I am trying to find you, please share with me your screen name on the now defunct site (I'll be convinced if you can also tell me the name of the site)
Tgif sunday pm
I dont know why but im trying to hide the fact, I cant keep my eyes off you, yet you think im staring at my pbone…. I like your red belt too
i think you know who your are
when we look at each other i think we just know that we need some time just you and me if you think the same please give me a hint like a brush of the shoulder or a tap on the back we work in the same office so it is hard not to look at you as you are very beautiful
6 pack and a redbox movie at cumbys
We were incumbys at the same time, you were getting a 6pack and I was getting a soda, when we left I smoked a cigarrett as you were geting a movie from the red box, as I smoked my butt I was trying to get the courage to ask if I could text you sometime, instead we left at the same time, I regret not finding that courage, if I had maybe we could have picked a movie out together sometime?? Well you were driving a silver car if by some odd chance you should find this id really be happy to get to know each other
take it or leave it
What happened to you? You have turned on me, you have made me into something I dispise. Thanks for wrecking my life I am taken it back now thanks. We are so toxic for eachother we should have stayed buddys, cause I am to the point I f—ing hate you.
A Walk Through Hell – m4w – 23
“It's started settling in that I'm alone here.” That made me very sad to read, and I dont know what to do…Im not sure if this is a positive or negative post.All I can say is, your not alone..I'm right here.
McDonalds-Louden Road – m4w – 29
The last few times I got my drink at your drive through window i have had a brief conversation . Your smile is very beautiful and I wonder if I can get to talk to you more in a more relaxing place..The other day there was a rude couple in front of me and we made fun of them…I don't know if your dating or anything but if you think I am cute and would like to get away from the world for half a day or few hours and have some discrete fun..let me know. I know this is a long shot
Firefighter Saw you in Concord – m4m
Saw you on Tuesday afternoon in Concord. I was in blue car with Maine plates parked near you. Very masculine here and have buddy that is also a firefighter – would like to get together for some man/man/man action. If interested tell me where I saw you and what you were driving so I know its you. We're very discreet and disease free.
Applebee's Concord NH M4M – m4m – 50
If have never done this before and a little freaked out. You waited on us today at 12:15 maybe 12:30. I was with two friends. I could not stop looking at your beautiful eyes. I really just wanted to reach up and kiss you. You are so handsome. I have no clue if you or a friend will ever see this and pass it on. Please tell me where we were sitting and what your name is. If you're not into guys I hope I did not offend you. Other than here or having lunch with you for weeks not sure how to get your eye.
Lowes – m4w
Wow, black curley hair blue jeans and a smile that made me walk the store looking for you. I helped you find what you were looking for in the store. Hopefully i can help you find what your looking for in romance. Tell me what I helped you find…that you later told me you found…hehe…obviously because i showed you where it was silly. . . If i wasnt at work i totally would have talked to you more but hitting on customers is frowned upon by the managment. You were stunning!
93 N – m4w
I seen you getting off exit 15, on Thursady afternoon.You were in a silver chysler, License plate “S—-” You are SMOKING hot. and would like to get to know you for a long time.I was on the Harley behind you getting off exit 15 all the way into epsom nh, near the circle.Email me if you happen to see this and you are single.Want to meet you forever.Harly hot guy in Epsom NH
