Dear Casper and Bill,
I need to get my boyfriend’s parents a snazzy Christmas present but I’m stumped. They’re pretty wealthy and seem to have everything they need. Any ideas of something small and sweet to get for them this holiday season?
Dear stumped-no-more:
We have the perfect solution to relieve you of deciding on something useless think about this. I’m only 5’ 6” ..considered snazzy and small and Casper is very sweet so why not give these very wealthy parents the gift of the two of us for Christmas! We can stay with them a while in their luxurious home and give them a lot of fun for the holidays; we’ll entertain them with jokes, witty words of wisdom and maybe even a song and dance to make them smile. You don’t have to gift wrap us either, we have small bows to cover little ole me and Casper can wrap himself with pine branches to look like a Christmas tree. An added bonus for you…free shipping! We’ll deliver ourselves to their front door. We must be returned to our house by New Year’s eve though as we have another house to visit that night; Bill dressed as the Old and Casper as the New Year. Let us know sweetie.
Dear Casper and Bill,
My boyfriend and I have been dating for about three years. This fall ,we moved in together and things have been going well – we’ve even talked about marriage. There’s only one problem: he won’t be intimate with me because of his religion. I grew up Catholic, but I’m not as intense about religion as he is. I’ve tried talking with him about my frustrations, but he’s hell-bent on staying celibate. Should I leave him or stick it out?
Dear Needs Lovin’:
If you think we are about to interfere with your religious feelings, you’re wrong. We would not comment on that subject. BUT how about a little game of chance and temptation? Why not pretend you are both free thinkers and learn how they enjoy life without the restraints of beliefs?
Wouldn’t it be fun to see another side of life by playing a game, only a game, to find out how they go about their day to day routines and their love lives. This might be a way to give you some insight of being in love and enjoying each others’ intimacies. Since it is only a game you can go right back to your current lives. If you enjoyed yourselves as free spirits, now is the time to get married to satisfy both your needs.
Have a wonderful honeymoon!
